It’s the cure for tonsilitis and for water on the knee.

I’m gonna be Zack Morris (with a touch of Screech) for Halloween.  Last year I was Mozart and the year before that I was a banana.  I hate social holidays but I like to dress up alot.  I also procured a Motorola Dynatac cell phone, commonly known as a brick cell phone, off ebay to get the Zack look perfect.  It cost me about 127 cans of coke.  that’s ok cause I don’t like coke.